THE FRANKS HAVE VINYL.
you can order said vinyl and/or download mp3s for free here: http://diefranksdie.com/recordings/
or you can just say what’s up and i’ll get you one in person, that way we don’t have to worry about the pony express
i honestly don’t know what it means, really, but please become our facebook friends: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Franks/10877764195?ref=ts
i guess if we get 100 fans we’re awarded some sort of a facebook token, which we need six of in order to get a badge, three badges give us a unique facebook page url, which is a good thing, duh.
badges, we don’t need no stinking badges
we have a wicked rad gnarly website redesign thanks to rooney ray gunn: www.diefranksdie.com
ummmm, and last but not least please joint us this weekend for the freakend of all fraekends, it’s a frankend. we have a show in highland park at mr. t’s bowl on friday and in hollywood at three clubs on saturday. it’s actually pretty big stuff, everybody’s talking…
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF REALLY ENJOYING THIS MESSAGE, AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF HAVING A GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND, AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WITH MAJOR CRUSHES ON ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS IN AND OUT OF THE FRANKS, CRAZY IN LOVE, AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF HOW DID I GET HERE?
I BROUGHT YOU HERE.